img_3999.JPG Just a quick Shout Out to Matt Granic who is working in India for six weeks and Marija who is Modeling in Italy.  Matt, javi se…….

hallea.jpg Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl yesterday, how fair is it to look this good pregnant.  Imagine how cute the baby is with a gorgeous mother and a model for a father. 

jlo.jpg Out for the first time since the birth of their twins, JLo and the “muppet”  looked tired.  I bet my last PESO that she had some Lipo done right after the birth of her twins because two weeks ago she was pushing 240.

nicolerichie.jpg Once a ‘lollipop’ always a ‘lollipop’, how is it possible to be this thin ten minutes after giving birth.  Rumor has it Hollywood stars lie about their due date by one month to be induced by 8 months and skip that disgusting last month of weight gain and bloating.  Not a bad idea, I wonder if we could do that in the real world.

julija.jpg  I arrived at ‘Baby Marija’s’ Birthday party on Saturday, late of course because after sitting on my ‘FAT’ ass for 3 months it is time to begin working again.  You know my ass is getting fat because Goran has come up with what he thinks is a new cute little nickname “my little elephant”.  We know have a complete gym in our garage so now I have a new spot to put down my coffee cup beside my ashtray.  Back to the party, I couldn’t wait to see my sweet Kumce and get a great big hug and kiss…  What the F%ck, as soon as she saw me she told me to go away, go home and get lost.  At first I thought it was cute and kept going back to see if she had softened up but it was the same response every-time.  This really hurts since children always love me.  Before I left I gave it one more shot and told her that if she wasn’t nice Kuma would blog about her, well here it is complete with a pic of her new attitude.

Age has no bearing when it comes to my blog, don’t mess with Teta Aud because I will come back and get you on the Blog.  I guess from now on I will always carry my camera to get those shots that are better buried.