fredskidsparis.jpg First, great news today from Paris.  Fred’s kids are spending March Break in Paris, I remember March Break as a kid and it was not in Paris.  Tessa went to the doctors and got a clean bill of health.  They are on their way to a Castle two hours outside of the city to spend the night.  The closest I got to a castle on March Break was going to the Center.

All of us that are married to Boaters know about the Boater Conspiracy Theory.  They are convinced that everything that goes wrong is somehow the governments fault.  The Tsunami was the “Americanci” testing a missile and “Sida” is population control and I am sure you can all give endless examples of other theories.  Today I heard the best one, I was talking to a friend this morning who had told her father that she had been at Whole Foods and he said that “Nasi Ljudi” opened the store in Oakville because they are slowly poisoning the rich Christians in Oakville because “nji ima pre vise” and “Nasi Ljudi” are trying to take over.  If you know our family then you should know what code word “Nasi Ljudi” if for.  PS…   it does not mean Croatians.

Feel free to comment back on your own Boater Conspiracy theories….