Happy Brzday to Teta Angie/Nikki Newman, you look great for 40!!!!!!!!!

To my Besty and Mira have fun in San Fran!!!!!

Happy Brzday to Annie Cavar in far away Split

Quick little shout out to Dada who started at PB today with “Fab at Forty”.  How great does she have it, Teta Sylv got her the job and is driving her to work everyday.  So on top of having no gas expenses, Donnie will be wining and dining her during some of her lunch hours.  Good Luck Dada!

Just found out that my seke, Fab at Forty and Donnie are off to Paris next month for a week.  I am a little envious but nobody is as jealous as Teta Marica.  They have already promised to keep us up in the loop during all of their escapades.  Way to go ladies…..

Just thought of something while I was watering the grass, if you two had booked regular class as opposed to Business you could have combined you points, added 20 000 and taken me!!!!

So I was shopping with the boys at Loblaws Superstore and I am lined up at the self check out counter.  Any moron knows that there is one line up and you move forward every-time a station opens.  A station opens and this woman that came up after me goes through and starts putting through her items, I can’t say anything because I am on the phone with my Besty so I wait.  After she is finished I said,  I just wanted to point out that usually there is one line up and next time she should wait her turn and not bud in front of other people, myself and the lady behind me.  She turned to me and told me I was too busy yakking on the telephone and ‘ripping’ something out of my child’s hand, so she went ahead.  Most people would have left it at that, not me (or Annie or Sylvia) so I told her she was F-A-T and told her that perhaps she should have left the junk food at the store, she called me a bitch, oh well.

Just not being able to leave good enough alone, I made sure I went out the same exit as her and scanned the parking lot for her and found her going to her call so I called out ‘Bye Fatso’ (she weighed about 180) and she yelled out for me not to be such a chicken and say it again, so I did, ‘Bye Fatso’ and then spelt it for her F-A-T-S-O she then got in her car and told me she was going to go over to the cops in the parking lots and tell them I abuse my children.  I guess I could have let it go, but no so I asked her if she knew what C%%% spelled, I am way too lady like to actually say the word.

On the way home Niko asked “mom, are you going to blog about the FAT lady”

For the past two Thursday nights Dada and Ivana have been coming over to watch Grey’s and Lost.  Last night I came home from work, yes work and the two of them were watching the kids.  I started up the stairs to put the boys to bed and Ivana yells out “Teta Aud you have a big ass, that’s where Andrea gets it from”.  Can someone with “pamet” javit se and tell little Miss Ivana that you never and I mean “NEVER” tell a girl she has a big ass…..  I think Ivana has spent far too much time in Siroki Brijeg and thinks that is okay.  Then Dada and her admt that they sampled my , yes, my PB & Ch Ice Cream.

If you don’t know who Ivana is you may recognize her dressed rather provocatively in the attached photo!!!

P.S……. Ivana, I always thought that was the only part of me that wasn’t big!!  I guess I won’t be wearing those pants anymore.

P.S.S.  I think Diana B. is my new favorite niece…….

Every few months, but no often enough the original four go out for dinner.  Last night Wendy, Chris, Besty and I met for dinner in High Park.  I often forget that Christina is one of my funniest friends, the stuff that comes out of her mouth can make me pee myself.   Last night she was telling us that she went shopping in Trix (not sure of the spelling), she told the sales girl that she realizes that the store is for fourteen year olds but she needs a pair of jeans.  Here comes the line of the evening…..

Much to her horror Chris looked down at the sales girl’s jeans and realized that her jeans were sooooo tight that she was “ONE STEP AWAY FROM A YEAST INFECTION”.  Good thing that my mouth wasn’t full because I would have spit all my food all over her blouse.

Great evening girls, next time we have to do it sooner.

Last night in fear of fast approaching Bikini Season Dada, Fab at Forty and I went for a long walk.  We were discussing many topics and one that I found funny was that Fab at Forty and Donnie were out for dinner Sunday night with our friend from NYC and he commented at what a good time he had at my BBQ and asked Donnie who was funnier, her or the Grammar Nazi.  Of course Donnie commented that it was her but Fab at Forty said Grammar Nazi can tell quite the story.

I love Blogs subjects like this because it gives you all the opportunity to join team Donnie or team Grammar Nazi.  I am not publicly taking sides but I agree with Fab at Forty, Grammar Nazi tells quite the story, she is tied with Lillian/Visnja in my books!!!

Comments please………

Tick, Tick Tick, we are getting closer!!!  The new and final date to get together and go see the movie of he year is Wednesday June 11th.  We are going to Burlington to the new SiverCity that has a room that seats about 100 in comfy seats.  The tickets are $16.95 but lets face it, it’s worth it.  Teta Marica mentioned the other day that she watched an episode and thought it was funny, (she still can’t sit near me).  The tickets are not on sale for that week yet but I will keep you updated as soon as you can purchase them.

Just a quick Brzday Shout out to Frank  who turns 40 this week.  We had a great time at the party!!!  Thanks

So at my barbecue on Saturday an “OLD” (you figure it out) friend came over, I was with him in Croatia in 93 and haven’t seen him since the soccer tournament in 2001.  He proceeds to tell “Besty” how good she looks and tells me that I have gained weight.  Why are men sooooo stupid, do they know that weight is a subject you do not bring up with women unless you are telling her how good she looks. 

I was horrified, and imagine, I had just shared my Ice Cream with him.  I later told he shouldn’t talk because he has quite the paunch!!!

Yesterday I received an email from him and he told me he had a great time and to invite him again next time I have a barbecue.  The only was he is getting an invite is if he comes with a “TUB” of my favorite Ice Cream and lends me his condo in NYC.  It will cost him about $40 but my forgiveness does not come cheap!!!