24 hours till Dada is legal…….

 Can’t wait till the morning to get up and fill the cooler with drinks and ice, though honestly, I am still a little queasy when I see Grapefruit coolers since I have consumed more of them in the last 11 days then in my whole life.   That’s okay, I will take one for the team.

SilverCity is located off the Burloak exit, go South then turn left on Wyecroft road…… did I mention I am sooooooooo excited.

We were watching the game and ‘Fab at Forty’ gets up and says when did Niko Kovac get a yellow card.  As she walked away we realized that she saw the captains band on his arm and waited till she sat back down to roast her.

A couple of hours later and a few more coolers, Susie is walking outside and comments to ‘Fab at Forty’ that she didn’t know that sunflowers could grow in the ground, Fab says ‘of course they can’ and Susie says I thought they could only grow in pots.  Fab at Forty looks at her and says ‘what else is in pots but soil’.  Susie asks her not to tell us but ‘Fab’ gave her up.

A couple of coolers later on separate occasions ‘Besty” and ‘Ive’ both ask me how whether “paprike” grow out wide and how high and do you have to tie them up with sticks like tomatoes.  Niko ‘D’ says “jadna ta bastja” I want to see it when they are done since they don’t even know how peppers grow.

Thanks to all, had a great day and see you Thursday for another marathon…….

Yesterday I got a message from Donnie and could barely understand it because it sounded like she was hyper-ventilating.  I called her back and it wasn’t much better.  Fab at Forty had just told her that Fred suggested they drive to Normandy for the weekend and spend the night in a castle.  You would think that I was talking to a six year old and her biggest dream in life was coming true.

 I wish I new at Halloween, I would have bought er a life size princess costume, she will have to settle for a Dollar Store Tiara and wand.  If anyone out there has a princess dress or plastic glass slippers please ‘javi se”,  The agreement is they have to call Fred King and he will call them princess.

As per usual yesterday I walk to the school to pick up the kids, I always get Ante first then we go get Niko.  Ante ran ahead of me with his friend Evan to the park.  Niko came out and asked me if he could go to the park for 5 minutes.  Ten minutes later Niko comes back and I ask him where Ante is and he says he did not see him, keep in mind the park is 25 feet away.  I start looking around the area thinking Ante is hiding but can’t find him.  One of my neighbors starts helping me look for him and I send Niko to the end of the school to see if he is around the corner.  No sight of Ante, I am not a panic bug so I have this idea that he is on his way home.  I call Goran and tell him to head toward the school and he states that Ante just walked into the house.  Ante said he didn’t see me so he decided to walk home from school by himself.  He then asked me if I was going to beat him like a step child but I was too relieved to do anything.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee & inspected the elephant’s foot & found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully & as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, & with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.  Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, & walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned & walked over to near where Peter & his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing & made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant & stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing,  killing him instantly.   Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

This is for all of my friends who send me those heart-warming stories. 
 

Yahoo, we can finally get tickets for the June 11th show, you should be able to click on the link and click on the FIRST VIP room buy tickets icon from there click on the date and follow the instructions…….We will be attending the 9:50 show… Everyone is welcome, if I can tolerate Marica attending then it is a free for all.

PLEASE READ SYLVIA’S COMMENTS BELOW BEFORE ORDERING

http://www.cineplex.com/Theatres/TheatreDetails/A5227F31/SilverCity_Oakville.aspx

Off to Zellers and I see the perfect pool, a little bigger I am thinking but Goran probably won’t notice. The first thing he noticed was that it came with a ladder and just shook his head. I was thinking it’s only a little bigger so I grad the measuring tape and measure the previous hole and thought wow the last pool was a ten foot radius, glance at the box and realize this one is 15 feet. Again Gogo just shook his head, I am thinking, 5 feet how much bigger can that be. On Sunday Goran was taking a nap and I asked Fab at Forty to help me set it up, ooppps. The pool is 50 percent bigger then the last one and is 4 feet deep. Gogo wakes up and again just shakes his head. He must have been very dizzy by the end of the weekend constantly shaking his head.

Needless to say I have a fantastic 15 feet by 4 feet deep massive pool in my backyard filled and getting warmer from the solar blanket I also had to purchase because otherwise the 60 000 gallons of water would never be warm enough to swim in. I told him he will Thank me when he comes home from work and can go swimming, again a shake of the head.

Regardless my new pool can hold at least ten people comfortably or me on a floater and the kids….

Stay tuned for a pool party invitation…..

To Dada for having the line of the  weekend.  We were playing cards and Andrea told Marica “she was her own MC” I almost peed myself laughing.  Marica of course as usual reminded her who was funding her.  Good one Dada……

Baka Anda is back fresh from Croatia and Paris, for a 71 year old she sure does travel.  She was full of stories but her favorite was running in front of Vicka and having a private session with her in Medugorije, I don’t think even the Pope can impress her after that.  Needless to say we all got a token from Medugorije but Fab at Forty got a bag full.

To my Besty and Mira have fun in San Fran!!!!!

Happy Brzday to Annie Cavar in far away Split

Just thought of something while I was watering the grass, if you two had booked regular class as opposed to Business you could have combined you points, added 20 000 and taken me!!!!

Just not being able to leave good enough alone, I made sure I went out the same exit as her and scanned the parking lot for her and found her going to her call so I called out ‘Bye Fatso’ (she weighed about 180) and she yelled out for me not to be such a chicken and say it again, so I did, ‘Bye Fatso’ and then spelt it for her F-A-T-S-O she then got in her car and told me she was going to go over to the cops in the parking lots and tell them I abuse my children.  I guess I could have let it go, but no so I asked her if she knew what C%%% spelled, I am way too lady like to actually say the word.

On the way home Niko asked “mom, are you going to blog about the FAT lady”

If you don’t know who Ivana is you may recognize her dressed rather provocatively in the attached photo!!!

P.S……. Ivana, I always thought that was the only part of me that wasn’t big!!  I guess I won’t be wearing those pants anymore.

P.S.S.  I think Diana B. is my new favorite niece…….

Much to her horror Chris looked down at the sales girl’s jeans and realized that her jeans were sooooo tight that she was “ONE STEP AWAY FROM A YEAST INFECTION”.  Good thing that my mouth wasn’t full because I would have spit all my food all over her blouse.

Great evening girls, next time we have to do it sooner.

I love Blogs subjects like this because it gives you all the opportunity to join team Donnie or team Grammar Nazi.  I am not publicly taking sides but I agree with Fab at Forty, Grammar Nazi tells quite the story, she is tied with Lillian/Visnja in my books!!!

Comments please………

Tick, Tick Tick, we are getting closer!!!  The new and final date to get together and go see the movie of he year is Wednesday June 11th.  We are going to Burlington to the new SiverCity that has a room that seats about 100 in comfy seats.  The tickets are $16.95 but lets face it, it’s worth it.  Teta Marica mentioned the other day that she watched an episode and thought it was funny, (she still can’t sit near me).  The tickets are not on sale for that week yet but I will keep you updated as soon as you can purchase them.

So at my barbecue on Saturday an “OLD” (you figure it out) friend came over, I was with him in Croatia in 93 and haven’t seen him since the soccer tournament in 2001.  He proceeds to tell “Besty” how good she looks and tells me that I have gained weight.  Why are men sooooo stupid, do they know that weight is a subject you do not bring up with women unless you are telling her how good she looks. 

I was horrified, and imagine, I had just shared my Ice Cream with him.  I later told he shouldn’t talk because he has quite the paunch!!!

Yesterday I received an email from him and he told me he had a great time and to invite him again next time I have a barbecue.  The only was he is getting an invite is if he comes with a “TUB” of my favorite Ice Cream and lends me his condo in NYC.  It will cost him about $40 but my forgiveness does not come cheap!!!

You all read about the Ice Cream Incident last week, on the weekend we had a barbecue where everyone came with something.  I have to say THANK YOU to “Grammar Nazi & Fab at Forty” they were nice enough to each bring me a liter of my favorite Ice Cream.

This meant sooooo mch to me because you can’t buy it everywhere, they had to go out of their way to drive to Baskin Robbins.  I love you guys.  The only problem I ran into was serving dessert when Teta Marica offered everyone at the table some of ‘MY’ ice cream.  Yes, I admit I only gave them a soup spoon full to try with a bit of Peanut Butter because even though my husband doesn’t think so it makes the Ice Cream.

Note to self, hid your ice cream in the bottom of the freezer!!!

Just want to send a shout out to Marica G. who happened upon the blog, I hope you are enjoying it. 

 There are different ways to find the Blog but don’t confuse me with the other Audrey, I am Aud.  One day ‘Mikey’ was in the “Garaza/Cafic” and typed audreys blog  into Google and up came a surprise site.  I know that all of you are now going to go there out of curiosity.  You are going to pee your pants laughing when you see what is there.

Some people tell me they would like to comment but don’t know how, just hit the comment button, make up your user name (be creative) and follow the instructions.

Keep enjoying the blog, for you closet blog readers, keep reading.  If there is something Blog worthy mentioned in front of me be assured I will write about it unless you start the sentence with “this is not for the Blog”

To Joe and Vesna Penic, Happy Anniversary (one week late) you would think by now I know when it is since we are seven days apart!!!

To Visnja/Lillian Furjanic Happy Brzday!!!!

To my ’seka’ Teta Nena, Happy Brzday, one day late!!!

To ‘Jofis’ Kraljevic congrats on getting accepted to “Schulich” ( Annie, please correct my spelling)

Don’t waste your $16.95 including tax it sucks, you might as well take a renda to your feet.  I think my feet were dryer after using this product then before starting, that’s not saying much since I only started getting pedicures because my Besty was always pointing out how bad my feet were.

After spending most of the day giving me dirty looks and rolling her eyes at me I finally won her over when I promised to buy her a Webkinz.  Maybe someday she may decide she likes me but until then I have Baby Marija…..

The amazing part of Jagoda giving birth is that we had no idea what she was having, most people I know find out what they are having and there is no surprise.  When I get the phone call that the baby was born there is no surprise because I have known for months what they are having.  I could have 10 kids and I wouldn’t want to know, the is the “ONLY” guaranteed surprise in life. 

I am sooooo excited about the birth of Vele and Jagoda’s baby and I can already tell that she is going to be a great mom.  As for my Kum Vele I don’t think the sun can be as strong as the grin on his face yesterday when I saw him.

Have I told you guys how excited I am for them!!!!!  The only feeling that could be almost exciting as this one would be for Croatia to win Euro Cup!!

Mark it down Thursday June 5th we are going to the movie.  Opening night will be to hectic, there is a theatre in Burlington that holds 100 and I am going to reserve seats if possible.   First we meet for COSMOS then we watch the movie, Marica can come along as long as she agrees not to sit beside me.

img_4303.JPGThanks “Donnie” for the heads up on the cast of Sex and the City being on Oprah today and to Ivana Penavic who said she is going to watch it because I love it sooooooo much.

Zip it to Marica who is going to say “THAT SHOW IS SOOOOO STUPID”

So I talked to Baka Anda this week and she told me how four days in Medugorije she said “to se nemoze upisat” of course imagine Anda in Heaven having finished 4 days of straight praying.  I am sure she prayed for everyone and their dog.  She met Matt Granic’s uncle because he takes Vicka around and of course she was in house where “Big Mary” has her apparition’s.  She spent time with Kuma Anna’s aunts, she had a great time catching up I am sure they spent the whole time talking about the Church opening.

I asked her about my cousin Ruza’s wedding, she married a guy from Prolog , Ljubuski.  My mom said it was nice and to her surprise “tamo nije tako zapusteno”.  I am glad Anda thinks that the “Wide Hill” is such a metropolitan.

Just a note to all, the cast from the best show ever “Sex and The City” will be on Oprah and on Friday it is GMD, he will take her on a tour of his newly renovated home with “ROBO BRIDE”.  I took the Facebook test on what character are you on Sex and The City and I was Carrie (SJP).  No surprise Christina Bosnjak was Charlotte.  Kuma I think you cheated because I expected you to be …….!!!

I am very disappointed in everyone, everyone loves to brag about how much they love the Center but go underground when it comes to rolling up their sleeves and helping.  Thanks to everyone my hands look like my Pok. Strina’s with that permanent dirt etched into them and Goran will not eat a potato for at least a month because I cannot bear to peel another potato for a long time.

Every three months 10 of us get together for what we call “SEKA NIGHT”.  It was my turn to host this past Friday, not to kick Anda and the kids to the street I decided to host at “Fab at Forty’s” house.  I decided on a Mexican theme and chopped and diced all afternoon to prepare fresh Guac, salsa, fajitas, Tacos and Salad.  The night was fabulous with typical laughing, yelling, burning (sorry Annie) and fun.

The typical email went out within days thanking the hostess but what I noticed was a few of my seke were giving me credit on cooking.  They acted (not Donnie) very shocked that I could cook and then do such a great job.

For the record, “step-sisters”, I cook all the time and have been told it is good.   You are all lucky that I am not one to get offended and you just get another meal from me in your lifetimes!!!!!

Let the apologies begin……..

Love your seka Teta Aud

Shout Out to Ivica, don’t know who you are and how you found my blog but welcome and I hope you enjoy!!!!!

Kuma, can’t wait till the shower tomorrow and a BIG Shout out to Tanja and Larissa who have flown in the attend!!!!!

copy-2-of-center-053.jpg Mass moves from the Office to the “Garaza”

copy-2-of-center-070.jpg Fundraising banquet in the “Garaza”

copy-2-of-298.jpg Breaking Ground for the new Church

centerchurch.jpg Finally “A DREAM BECOMES REALITY”

They call me the “Center Nazi”.  Some people may take offence to this comment but not me.  My father was one of the original men to write a cheque for the deposit for the “DREAM”  Anda had a spaz, because 30.5 years ago to write a check for $1000 then come home and say ‘make sure it doesn’t bounce’ was huge.  At the time they probably made about 10 cents an hour (just kidding), had 5 kids and a boater nephew from Croatia living with them.  Ante didn’t care, we ate, slept and breathed the Center.  I actually remember my parents taking hot water from Oakville to Norval because there wasn’t any there and the house had a foot of soil in it.  Don’t bother asking Sylvia about this, “Mapparently” she doesn’t have a good memory and only recalls the past two years of her life if we are lucky. 

Every weekend was spent doing tedious tasks while cleaning and trying to level 160 acres.  Boy at that time I wished I was a “CAKER” and did normal things like stay home and watch cartoons.  The first mass was held in what is Fra Stipe’s office today, the kids sat on the stairs since we couldn’t fit.  We were chastised and ridiculed for going to mass at the ‘farm’ and till recently people still called it a ‘farm’.  Yes it was a ‘farm’, it still is a ‘farm’ but only WE can call it a ‘FARM”.   How funny is it that that little ‘FARM’ now has the biggest Church ever built, not bought, in the Diaspora.  Yesterday we made the cover of Globus under the heading “CUDO U NORVALU”.  Like I always say, kids should not be held responsible for their parents ignorance, yes I blame the parents for teaching their kids to mock another church.  As for the teens and adults that mock the Center, they are just ‘uneducated peasants’.

Over the years, we had our share of problems but most were overcome.  Today the Churches have come together and now support each other.  Funny story, not to long ago “Grammar Nazi’s” son “Jofis” was asked by one of his Croatian friends, ‘what religion do you guys practice at Norval’ this again not the kids fault but his mid-thirty year old parents.  Let us learn from our parents mistakes and teach our children to be aware that a Church is a Church and we are all Croatian and should respect one another’s parishes.

The church opening was on Sunday, this was supposed to be the most important day of my life, besides on good days, my wedding and the birth of my children.  I have to admit I was a little disappointed not because of the beautiful church, not because of the estimated 3000 people that attended but because I missed it.  As I listened to mass in the outer hallway, I looked around and most of the people I saw in the hallway were Center people, these people did not get to witness the blessing of the new Church because as usual we always put everyone else first.   Yeah, I hear you, be happy there were so many people, but I am SELFISH.  This is the day we dreamt about for over three decades and honestly not to witness it was a big kick in the ‘PATCH’.  People more mature then myself have been saying be happy it was such a success, blah, blah, blah……

There is a list of people I want to Thank, let see how may of you can find my sarcastic ones and feel free to add your own;

THANK YOU to the people who stormed the doors to get a seat before 1:00 when they had planned on allowing people in.

THANK YOU to all the young people who parked their “zlatne guzice” on klupe and didn’t get up for older people.  Man that is just plain ignorant, even if I ever had a seat on Polnocka, I always got up for someone older than me.

THANK YOU to the parents who felt their children deserved seats instead of putting them on their laps so more people could sit.  Maybe then, 7.5 month pregnant Andrijana wouldn’t have a hemorrhoid on her butt from sitting on the marble floor and Marko wouldn’t have put out his back helping her get up.

THANK YOU to the people who blocked the entrance and refused to move so more people could get into the front of the church.

THANK YOU to the people ( I saw you) who called the Center a farm but managed to get a seat and a view of the Blagoslov.

THANK YOU to the people who felt they could save seats and refused to let people sit even though they arrived earlier.

THANK YOU to the people who didn’t attend mass (I forgive you if you tried but couldn’t get in) but went straight to the buffet and ignored the Donation Box.

THANK YOU to the lady who swore my children’s “MATER” while they were trying to get a piece of chicken.

THANK YOU God for letting me bite my tongue that day and hide my disappointment in alot of people.   Fortunately my tongue is back.

THANK YOU to the people in the Church who now when to kneel, I guess I will learn this Sunday.

(Serious Thank You);

THANK YOU to men like Ivica Zdunic who has donated both financially and physically to get us our dream a little sooner.

If I have offended anyone with my THANK YOU list, you should probably keep it to yourself because I was being as sarcastic as humanly possible.  At the end of the day, it is Thursday and I got a good dose of Father Nick and Fra Ljubo and I am very happy.  The Church is gorgeous which I dare anyone to deny and we should be very proud.  Sunday I will attend my fist mass ‘inside’ the Church where someone will tell me when to kneel.  It will take some getting used to after being in the hall for over 20 years but I am very excited.  On Tuesday as I looked around the Center I realized we still have allot of work to do, but we WILL do iot one step at a time.

I have a new appreciation for being the “Center Nazi” because on Sunday as we sang “Boze Cuvaj Hrvatsku” I cried because I knew my dad and the other Center men were watching us and smiling, they may have passed on before the opening of the Church but they were there in Spirit.

So my “seka” Teta Nena, is dropping Marko off at the party and Anda, yes Anda asked her ’sta ce te ti i Joza radit veceras bez Marka’  I guess Anda does not know Irene well because that is not the type of question you ask her unless you want an honest answer.  Most people would say of I don’t know not Teta Nene she says we are going to a pub then I rented a movie then we are going to have sex, yes to Anda.  At that moment I prayed an earthquake would swallow me up into the ground.

So I found out today that one of my recent antics can be compared to a Seinfeld episode.  The episode where Elaine sends out Christmas cards with a photo of  herself not knowing her nipple is showing.  This weekend “Fab at Forty” was showing one of her friends the pics from New York and the girl pointed out that my nipple was showing in one of the pics.  Sylvia dared me to blog about myself, well of course I will admit I had noticed the pic before but had hoped that nobody else would.  Needless to say there is no attachment of this pic on my blog because with my luck it would end up in Glas Centar.

All of us that are married to Boaters know about the Boater Conspiracy Theory.  They are convinced that everything that goes wrong is somehow the governments fault.  The Tsunami was the “Americanci” testing a missile and “Sida” is population control and I am sure you can all give endless examples of other theories.  Today I heard the best one, I was talking to a friend this morning who had told her father that she had been at Whole Foods and he said that “Nasi Ljudi” opened the store in Oakville because they are slowly poisoning the rich Christians in Oakville because “nji ima pre vise” and “Nasi Ljudi” are trying to take over.  If you know our family then you should know what code word “Nasi Ljudi” if for.  PS…   it does not mean Croatians.

Feel free to comment back on your own Boater Conspiracy theories….

Hope everyone had a great Easter, we had the Newman’s over and Victor even bought a new tie for the occasion.  I was a little dissapointed that only Teta Anda got flowers but hey who am I to complain.  Maybe someone should have brought me flowers as they were enjoying my Paprika Juha and two kinds of salata, my contribution to the meal.  I either cook or Anda cooks, there is no room to mix my ideas with her Janjetina !!!

Fab at Forty decided to treat everyone with a $80 bottle of Grgic Hills wine which Victor said wasn’t worth it and Anda added Coke to it to turn it into a $80 BAMBUS.  God Bless us peasants.  Niko was a little sick and my husband is a Communist so Ante and I were off to mass that must have had at least 20 kids under the age of 2.  They are sooooo cute at that age, I think I may have felt a little tingle in my “Maternica”, why do I have to carry the baby, can’t someone just donate a newborn to me.

dsc01199.JPGThis week is Family Birthday week at our house.  Yesterday Steve’s daughter Nadia turned 3, seven years ago my little angel Niko was born and it is our sister-in-law Danjela’s B-day today. 

So, I get up and do my usual routine this morning then I open my hotmail to find 36 messages in my inbox, my junk is a seperate folder.  I opened up the mail to find the Alilovic seke arguing with Vrlic and John Alilovic.  Girls a piece of advice don’t argue with Alilovic, he will always have the last word and you have balls arguing with Vrlic, he is your only family member with a house on the more.  I would be very nice to Vrlic or it will be long hot visits to Ljubuski.

I saw my Ante’s Kuma Ana last night, she is 4 months pregnant and I asked to see her baby bump.  I am surprised she didn’t fall over backwards trying to create a gut to look pregnanat.  Ane, it’s good to know that like Jagoda you will start showing around 7 months, these two take the cake on the best looking pregnant women I have ever seen.  Yes, I am jealous.  Wow Ane, you have won two of my awards, best wedding dress and now best pregnancy.  I know, I love you to.

Off to the Grocery Store to buy meza for Niko’s party tonite, will be back later today, I promise……

Next stop the Newman Ranch for Victor (Vidaks) annual Good Friday Fish Fest.  “Mapparently” he tried to cancel but Marica insisted that he hold tradition.  Dinner was great and God Bless Teta Nancy who made sure to complement me on my bangs every half hour on the hour.  I think everyone is curious about the blog because I kept mentioning it.  These family gatherings are always fun because we learn new things.

Marica couldn’t wait to drag me out for a cigarette to tell me how during her 12km put kriza pilgrimage in Oakville she was transported in a Limo from one church to another by no less than the manager of Oakview Funeral Home.  Well I am sure it took her less that 1 km tell him what a fan she is of his business, she complemented him on the new fasada on the outside of the home.  He told her that the third station of the cross just happened to be in front of Oakview and if she needed to tinkle to come on in.  Marica’s dream to be hit on by a Funeral Home Manager.

I have to go to work for a couple of hours, if only this blog paid but log on later because I am going to reveal a family secret concerning Drunk Danijela, even though she threatened me!!!

Happy Birthday to Teta Mirjana Knezovic

Happy Easter to Marina in Florida

What the f%ck happened, today I was out buying Kinder Eggs and other chocolate shaped as super heros that ended up costing me $60.  That was for just for kids at church.  For my own kids that would not appreciate the chocolate I was out buying Webkinz and for Max, for Ela and Julia I purchased Hanna Montana wigs and lip glosses for others.  Maybe my mom was smart $5 on chocolate and free onion peels for coloring eggs.

Maybe the kids aren’t the problem, it’s us stupid parents that have raised the bar.

Tune in tomorrow for the new “ASKAUD” link where I will discuss new products that I have tired.

sjp3.jpg  Anybody who knows me knows I am just a tad obsessed with the show and would go to the other side for Carrie Bradshaw, oh yeah and Doris Dragovic.  It took SJP 18 months to get the other girls to do the movie and now rumor has it they have inked part 2.  Can’t wait to see what is happening with the girls since we last saw them.

sjp2.jpg Hold on to your carape ladies, I am going to rent out a private theatre in Toronto to watch the movie.  As soon as I get more details I will let everyone know.  We will need a minimum amount of ladies but it should not be a problem since it is the Best Show ever written.  (don’t know if I mentioned that I am a teeny bit obsessed with SJP)  I will find out if we can have Cosmo’s during the show.  More details to follow.

madge.jpg  Rumor has it that the Queen and her hubby (what’s his name) have split.  Last night I heard her new duet with JT and Timberland, loved it.  Ok fine, I love everything Madge does.  Not to fear Madge turns 50 this August and has a body of 18 year old our girl will bounce back.

jlo.jpg Out for the first time since the birth of their twins, JLo and the “muppet”  looked tired.  I bet my last PESO that she had some Lipo done right after the birth of her twins because two weeks ago she was pushing 240.

nicolerichie.jpg Once a ‘lollipop’ always a ‘lollipop’, how is it possible to be this thin ten minutes after giving birth.  Rumor has it Hollywood stars lie about their due date by one month to be induced by 8 months and skip that disgusting last month of weight gain and bloating.  Not a bad idea, I wonder if we could do that in the real world.

Age has no bearing when it comes to my blog, don’t mess with Teta Aud because I will come back and get you on the Blog.  I guess from now on I will always carry my camera to get those shots that are better buried.

Riddle ( Guess the following husband)

A little boy is sitting at the kitchen with his father telling him all about webkinz and the father leans over and touches the boy and say “Sine, Tata ima to, znas da svake nedelje ja pricam sa Strikom i vidi mo se preko slike na computer.  As the wife was holding her stomach leaning on the counter convulsing in laughter, she calmly said  Webkinz not Webcam  and he replied sta ja znam Webkinz ili Webcam.

Hint, Hint….  No shit he is a “Boater”

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Just a quick shout out to “Fab at Forty” who is most likely snowed in in NYC till Monday.   You poor thing, I can think of worst place to be like here where we have shovelled snow 4 times today.  Good luck getting in your driveway.

Happy 30th Birthday to Niko Peric

Happy Birthday to Sito Dugandzic

To the Tomljenovic’s, hope you have a great trip in Varadero, Cuba, say hi to pablo for me!!!